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The Angry Fandom Dashboard (arranged by me) - The Haylor Song (Trouble Parody)
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larrytwerks:

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se7enteenblack:

The Haylor Song (Trouble Parody)

**Disclaimer: Not trying to be offend anyone or insult their opinion! Just a joke I wrote in 5 minutes in response to all of the mayhem on my dashboard!**

LYRICS LYRICS LYRICS:

Verse 1:

once upon a time, once albums were debuted

Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew

She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.

at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off

she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.

and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.

But she’s still here, in the city.

now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS: 

We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.

how could we allow

Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

it seems he’s her’s now.

We knew she was trouble when she got Styles

so shame on us now

this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile

she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

oh oh oh trouble trouble trouble.

Verse 2:

now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square

the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.

he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.

We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street

but all she really wants, is a track for her cd

i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.

She’s so anal, a control freak

when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.

CHORUS x Hook

Bridge:

and the saddest fear, comes creeping in.

that we’d be pissed off, if he loved anyone, or anything, 

yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS #2:

and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles

my dashboard hates her

let’s just say this shit better be worthwhile

cause if he dates her

she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials

and write an album with his name on file….

OMG ILYSM

the best part of this is that you almost sound like taylor


Number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.

Number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.

when-sass-met-ass:

grace-onedirection4ever:

I love Niall. I love all members of 1D.

27%?

when-sass-met-ass:

grace-onedirection4ever:

I love Niall. I love all members of 1D.

27%?

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Crying because of Larry on my dashboard

forever-blaming-management:

I quit.

this is the kind of shit I have to deal with.

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bestivals:

#literally how did you get those pants on